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  Contents

  Why grizzly bears should wear underpants

  American VS British accents

  What it means when you say literally

  Cobwebs

  This is what my car needs

  Asian food

  If my brain were an imaginary friend

  Microwaving butter

  How different age groups celebrate Christmas

  The crap we put up with getting on and off an airplane

  How to fix any computer

  6 things you really don’t need to take a photo of

  Pens

  What it’s like to own an Apple product

  6 reasons to ride a polar bear to work

  Shrimp

  The worst thing about Valentine’s Day

  The punches I throw

  What your email address says about your computer skills

  I always do this at the movies

  Some things my computer needs

  Sexytime in North America

  Wearing a suit to work

  Replying to emails

  LEGOs

  Why I love and hate having a smartphone

  The pros and cons of a man sitting down to pee

  Time spent using Tupperware

  If you do this in an email, I hate you

  Bee in the car

  This is how I feel about buying apps

  Why I don’t cook at home

  What I want from a restaurant website

  Packing for a trip

  Dear Sriracha Rooster Sauce

  Wearing nothing but a t-shirt

  Hammer pants VS hipsters

  Ginger ale

  Water cannot be created or destroyed

  Hamster atonement

  Why Captain Higgins is my favorite parasitic flatworm

  When to use i.e. in a sentence

  Dear public toilets of the world

  Life after kids

  The primary difference between North and South Korea

  What it’s like to play online games as a grown-up

  How my handwriting has changed since Kindergarten

  Play-doh

  Seats warmed by robots

  Your first car

  What we should have been taught in our senior year of high school

  How movie theaters SHOULD be laid out

  Young VS old in the locker room

  The pros and cons of living with your significant other

  Dreams

  WHY GRIZZLY BEARS SHOULD WEAR UNDERPANTS

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