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  Table of Contents

  The terrible and wonderful reasons why I run long distances:

  Intro

  Part 1: The Blerch

  Part 2: The Feeding

  Part 3: Selfishness and Krakens

  Part 4: Vanity

  Part 5: The Agony

  Part 6: The Void

  A totally unnecessary digression about Japanese Giant Hornets

  The DOs and DO NOTs of running your first marathon

  The Asscore 9000

  The Blerch’s guide to dieting

  “Oh look, running shoes.”

  At the gym: who is looking at whom

  Log out, right now

  A conversation with my taste buds

  Just do it later

  Things that make me run fast

  A lazy cartoonist’s guide to becoming a runner:

  Intro

  Shut up and run

  Changing habits

  Running sucks in the beginning

  Run outside

  Sign up for an event

  Don’t think ahead

  Become a drug addict

  Hurt yourself today

  The Terrible and Wonderful Reasons Why I Run Long Distances

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